Music:The Fray, "How to Save a Life" (because it's on Noggin....)
A disturbing trend.
Ok, so perhaps this is just a sign that I really shouldn't still be watching all the Noggin shows I loved when I was a teenager ("Clueless," "Sabrina,", and--even though I missed it the first time 'round--"My So-Called Life"), but I've begun to notice something when I put these shows on at 3, 4, 5 o'clock in the morning: I wanna fuck the fathers. Or, well, Sabrina doesn't have a father (except in a couple of episodes, and I haven't seen them), and the guy I wanna fuck in that is David Lascher, who was at least SUPPOSED to be a love interest (if the "older" love interest, and he's still 12 years older than me), but the other shows. Granted, Jared Leto was a hunk in "My So-Called Life," the 90s' answer to James Dean or Brando *she says with a shudder* but I'd do the father first, in a heartbeat. Hell, I'd even do the father from "Clueless" (and before anyone gets really scared, may I point out that it is NOT the old dude from the movie, but a hot, hippy-ish, mischievous-looking guy instead) before anyone else, and I'm INCLUDING David Lascher this time. (Speaking of which, does anyone remember the old Nickelodeon show "Hey Dude"? Someone--maybe Rhyme--put up a link to a site that has old theme songs lately, and now I remember how much I miss that show!)
*runs out of steam*
So anyway, the point was that I wanna screw all the fathers on all these TV shows, who are supposed to have children about seven years younger than myself. Discuss. Or don't. I'm going to bed, to dream of all the hot guys of innappropriate age who I wanna screw.
*closes out post before she starts listing the candidates and their birthdates*