October 21st, 2006


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On Paula Deen's talk show right now, there are about a half a dozen 100-odd-lb. blocks of butter being carried around on a plank by about as many pretty boys, all of whom are wearing tight black t-shirts that say "Butter Wrangler" in bright yellow letters. Can anyone guess what I'm thinking? *eg*

Paula Deen, by the way, for those of you who don't know, is about 60 years old, a perfect Southern Belle...and loves pretty boys more than I do. Personally, I think she'd make a great slash fan: she's cute and witty and horny as hell!


Edited to add that I hate the internet: I just spent an hour inputting information into an IMDB form so that they would accept "Paula's Party" as a real TV show, and the fucking page crashed. And because it's a form, there's no way to save the goddamned thing in progress. *screams*