Thanks to Scarlatti's response to my semi-incoherent post last night, I am removing the ban on "things that might freak out my mom" and replacing it with a ban on "things that might freak out my more mundane, vanilla friends." So that gives you all a great deal more leeway. Oh, and if you're wondering why you don't SEE Scarlatti's post, the answer is that she invited me to delete it to prove that I could, and if you know me, that's like waving a red flag in front of a bull. So Scarlatti's post is no more.
Great, now the Monty Python "Dead Parrot" skit is in my head. *rolls her eyes*
Whatever. Hope everyone's day is happy! :)