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21 October 2006 @ 01:36 am
On Paula Deen's talk show right now, there are about a half a dozen 100-odd-lb. blocks of butter being carried around on a plank by about as many pretty boys, all of whom are wearing tight black t-shirts that say "Butter Wrangler" in bright yellow letters. Can anyone guess what I'm thinking? *eg*

Paula Deen, by the way, for those of you who don't know, is about 60 years old, a perfect Southern Belle...and loves pretty boys more than I do. Personally, I think she'd make a great slash fan: she's cute and witty and horny as hell!


Edited to add that I hate the internet: I just spent an hour inputting information into an IMDB form so that they would accept "Paula's Party" as a real TV show, and the fucking page crashed. And because it's a form, there's no way to save the goddamned thing in progress. *screams*
Current Mood: frustratedFrustrated. And no kinky icon?
Current Music: The Bell Notes, "I've Had It"
therentgirlstherentgirls on October 24th, 2006 05:19 pm (UTC)
I adore Paula Deen. Her story of her struggle to success is amazing. Not to mention, how could I, myself being a delicate flower of Southern womanhood, not get a kick out of her? I keep promising myself to make a pilgrimage to Savannah and eat at her restaurant.
MASHFanficChickmashfanficchick on October 24th, 2006 05:50 pm (UTC)
She is very impressive. Not to mention funny as hell! If I ever go to Savannah, I definitely want to go to her restaurant, but considering the closest I've ever been to Georgia is northern Florida, I doubt that's happening anytime soon.